Customer:*places six pack on counter*
Me:May I see your ID please?
Customer:I AM A GROWN ASS MAN WHINE WHINE BITCH BITCH BITCH MOAN CRY I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS I AM NEVER COMING BACK HERE
Me:*pulls children's juice box from under counter* Well then I can't sell you the alcohol but please enjoy this complimentary juice box and there's a cot in the corner for nap-naps, you fucking toddler.
This month’s issue of Pash! had a “Which Survey Corps character are you” quiz and I haven’t seen it around, so I decided to translate it.
(Sorry for the crappy cell phone pictures, I was too lazy to take my mook apart to scan.)
RESEARCH YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS: Which soldier do you resemble!?
Survey Corps Personality Quiz
From the start, you’ve been interested in those soldiers; maybe the truth is that you were sympathising with how their minds worked? With this personality quiz, let’s try chasing after your true nature! I wonder which character resembles you the most?
Everyone different, which is exactly why they can draw out each other’s strengths
From the reckless Eren to the nasty-tongued Levi to the quick-to-argue Jean, all the soldiers in the Survey Corps have different personalities and opinions. Although they all have their individual abilities in battle and they all fight under the banner of “peace for humanity”, they can’t coordinate at all!
However, their synergy is born precisely because their strong points differ, so they can demonstrate their strength on the battlefield. Surely, they can solve the puzzle that is the titans!
Instead of thinking carefully about things, you prefer to act quickly.
YES → Go to 1
NO → Go to 2
This should always be on my dash!
…can I just cry about how he keeps looking at her after he releases her? Because you’d think he would just walk away, whatever, emotions whatever. But NO. HE FUCKING STARES AT HER LIKE “I WILL RETURN FOR YOU, MY WOMAN, AND WE WILL FRICKLE FRACKLE. MY DING DANG DIDDLY DOO WILL BE IN YOUR ANGEL HAIR PASTA SOON BBY.”
was that crude innuendo or a recipe
Cashier:Can I get you anything else?
Customer:Yeah I'll have the winning lottery ticket.
Cashier:YOU CAN HAVE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE